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Good Luck (Welcome To Hell)

by ShitNoise

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1.
Balek 01:34
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Balek! They tell me, they tell me Balek! A bag of whiskey flavoured cocaine Bazaar! Narcissistic bastard Bazaar! Convulsions, distortions of truth Rhubarb! Greasy palms and greasy balls Rhubarb! I’m done with eating bones Vic Firth! Teach me how to play Vic Firth! Where are my sticks? Пидор! The yell at me, they yell at me Пидор! A bag of dry condoms for sale You dog! Magic doorway You dog! Seizures from drinking that beer I know what you call me behind my back A prick, I know it, “he’s dirty as fuck!” I know all your secrets and all of your perks I know what you did to that girl with your cocks, oh I’ll maim! I’ll maim! I’ll maim! I’ll maim! I’ll maim! I’ll maim you!
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Feeling Ungwee 03:24
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I was a coughing dead With a Ruby Red Cow Up goes the balloon Down goes the rhum Wish that was me When I counted to three But unfortunately I feel ungwee I felt cheugy from the drip of diamonds Witty pity got me done with reality I love chewing on the dark There’s nothing better than a natural lark You’re the one to start, and I’m the one to finish This argument of nonsense, have you learnt to speak Finnish? Make me mad for a reason or another Even if you told me that there’s no other you He called me a sock! He called me a hick! He called me a cock! He called me a prick! You know I hate you and I want you to die You keep killing butterflies You drink the water from toilet pans You know you’re wrong and you want to cry You made us understand You made us comprehend You made us realise Are you even listening? Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello!
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Hagaha 03:52
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I’m a fish, I’m a dish Curry is boring Maybe it’s just me Who is roaring? Making different excuses For things I never done Turning blue After running from the lawn Uh oh, uh oh, be a public nuisance Uh oh, uh oh, insult others Uh oh, uh oh, they call you translucent Uh oh, uh oh, don’t eat your big brother Symmetrical bastard You are the perfect laugher Hagelslag Walking porn magazine You would look pretty If you were smart enough To understand that You’re no good Uh oh, uh oh, be a public nuisance Uh oh, uh oh, insult others Uh oh, uh oh, they call you translucent Uh oh, uh oh, don’t eat your big brother Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo You think I forgot when you said “You said that you fell in love with it But that’s not the only thing You fell in love with, is it?” Well, fuck you, and fuck you And fuck you, and fuck you And fuck you, and fuck you And fuck you, and fuck you And fuck you, and fuck you And fuck you, and fuck you And fuck you, and fuck you Because I am the bard! It’s the failure of my success Who are you to tell me what to do? Why are my hands shaking? Is it used enough? Langizo, gargadi, keletso, mshauri Langizo, gargadi, keletso, mshauri Langizo, gargadi, keletso, mshauri Langizo, gargadi, keletso, mshauri Langizo, gargadi, keletso, mshauri Langizo, gargadi, keletso, mshauri Langizo, gargadi, keletso, mshauri Langizo, gargadi, keletso, mshauri
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Goths In Limbo 02:58
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I threw a spoon On his fragile head Cracked right open Like the support of my bed Killed in action Went AWOL Goths in limbo Woah, woah, woah, woah A couple of problems I have bee’s knees Troubled soul Eating D’s Where’s the action? I need a bomb Goths in limbo Woah, woah, woah, woah Tik-tik Always welcome Never income’d Ring-ring Been a dick Been a prick Obviously not In shape for a lick Goths in limbo Woah, woah, woah, woah Dapped in a public swimming pool Duped an English teacher Doth he have an allergy on Anthrax? Eating loins of Wagyu cows Deliver packages to FedEx headquarters Lorries, collets and bills only Got a date with the man in the mirror Been known as a synecdoche Goths in limbo Woah, woah, woah, woah Goths in limbo Woah, woah, woah, woah Goths in limbo Woah, woah, woah, woah Goths in limbo Woah, woah English words are boring Maybe try comic sense Bought a baker’s dozen of Glasses with very blurry lenses Got infected by a Dingleberry He fell when he decided to rally Have you ever seen three people marry? Never thought that a dog was so deadly A London boy without a dick Rent-a-ball lunatic Cobra spits in a cell His name is Saul, once again Caught rapid stealing a riomhaire Banana split in a bell My head is as empty as an empty pot His name is Rick, once again Rottweiler Tumult I’m not useless Until I say so Godspeed You ugly bimbo Goths in limbo Woah, woah Haaland’s shit Wicked shit Pattern up A fat neek Welcome back You Chrimbo lover Goths in limbo Woah, woah
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Cowboys In Shorts 02:48
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Oh, I’m a bastard Oh, I’m a bastard Oh, I’m a bastard Oh, I’m a bastard And I’m a lawyer And I’m a lawyer And I’m a lawyer And I’m a lawyer I love Zyprexa I love Zyprexa I love Zyprexa I love Zyprexa And so I bleed And so I bleed Oh, I’m a cowboy Oh, I’m a cowboy Oh, I’m a cowboy Oh, I’m a cowboy And I will ride you And I will ride you And I will ride you And I will ride you I’m not a boy kisser I’m not a boy kisser I’m not a boy kisser I’m not a boy kisser I break the fourth wall I break the fourth wall If you have enough time to sing You have enough time to ling-a-ling If you eat a mango stew You may get memorable youth I just ignore you as a hobby Donating chips for charity Listen to Buddy Holly Get inspired magically Never trust a stranger in a van Never trust a friend who is banned Never trust a boy who is right Never trust a girl with a fleshlight I’m a mechanical prick I’m a mechanical prick Ok, ok, ok, yeah
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Superiority Complex 04:22
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He stares at girls When he comes to the beach He watches women change As he lies down He says he isn’t sick Yet he wears shorts in winter He thinks he’s cool Because he has costly items The only thing he likes doing Is asking women to hit it He puts extra sugar in his soda Because he has heart problems He is 23 years old But his mental age is 3 He buys useless items That he barely needs He never gets love He possesses lust Women let him fuck them Even though he never wears protection Women let him fuck them Even though he has three different STDs Women let him fuck them Even though he never went to Sex Ed Women let him fuck them Even though he says that it’s not his child They just want to feel domination “Nobody is as beautiful as me,” he says “A truth that no one can see” Let’s see how you’d act if we uglify your face Let’s see how you’d act if we uglify your face Let’s see how you’d act if we uglify your face Let’s see how you’d act if we uglify your face
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Distortion Abortion 02:46
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This is distortion, my abortion It’s like a frown when I ain’t round I might be a backie, might have a slacky Or maybe laggy, and could be a lackey Let me have a shower between your legs I drank perfume with bacon and eggs I wore a condom for fashion day I can’t say no because it’s Opposite Day Who’s taking a piss on their doors? A kisser? Or a misser? Who stabbed me in the chest? A dagger? Or a nagger? I wore my shit on Tuesday Took it off on Thursday I bought two shirts on Monday Threw them away on Sunday This is distortion, my abortion It’s like a frown when I ain’t round I might be a backie, might have a slacky Or maybe laggy, and could be a lackey Let me have a shower between your legs I drank perfume with bacon and eggs I wore a condom for fashion day I can’t say no because it’s Opposite Day I can make fun of myself I keep buying hospital beds I’m trying not to be slow Who’s sitting in the front row? In a world of cards, where we all lay I will take my gun and I will make it blaze This is distortion, my abortion It’s like a frown when I ain’t round I might be a backie, might have a slacky Or maybe laggy, and could be a lackey Let me have a shower between your legs I drank perfume with bacon and eggs I wore a condom for fashion day I can’t say no because it’s Opposite Day This is distortion, my abortion This is distortion, aaah, ooooo This is distortion, my abortion A plague on both your houses! In a world of cards, where we all lay I will take my gun and I will make it blaze Running like a pilot who is railing a coiffeur I just sit there while I say “Well done, sir!” Nanny’s got a gun And I have a gun Nanny has to run And I have to run Nanny made a cake And I ate the cake Nanny’s got a knife In a wall
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Lost Footage 03:54
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I had this dream lately Where I was in a car with my father We drove down a cliff Fuck, it was terrifying For some reason I felt like it was my fault It all happened so fast He then said to me… Well, I think he did… (I’m not really sure Because I was crying with my seatbelt off) “Welcome to hell!” “Good luck!” I forgot what it was like Breathing fresh air I go to school to see Blank faces everywhere They call it a pandemic I call it a catastrophe They say it’s to be healthy They say everything’s OK You say it isn’t the same Feelings of different people Well, that’s ok At least I know how you feel now I thought you’d never Tell them secrets You told them the secrets Fuck you, sincerely I’m a fucked up electric man I'm not a street-fighter I never come close to you I used to like green tea I need more time to try I need more time to lie I need more time to rush I need more time to mosh You ate a mustard dessert On a “Custard Wednesday” You moved to Cancer Estate With a ghost of a girl You get an F on your test And yet, you still celebrate You like falling in bushes When you’re not even drunk You never learn You never learn You never learn You never learn You never learn You never learn You never learn You never learn You never said “Abracadabra”
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Cats On Steroids 02:24
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I hate blue grass Not the genre or drug, out of anything else Shotgun weddings On American soil with glocks and a dog Shoes and baskets, I am so elastic Been cut in half by a cat A land of butterflies, I scream the lies I speak with coughs, a million laughs Shirts and jeans, why do they drink lean? Been eaten mostly by a mutt, honestly Mommy has a gun, she stole it from a bum Honestly? Who are you? Who will rock you? I wanted to be a tulip on the roof I wanted to be a lily in the door Hear me out, have you ever heard the lie About the dangerous Pattypan squash pie? Shoes and baskets, I am so elastic Been cut in half by a cat A land of butterflies, I scream the lies I speak with coughs, a million laughs Whose hat? Whose house? Whose hose? Whose bows? Whose mattress? Whose bed? Whose racket? Who the hell is dead? Whose car? Whose bar? Whose guitar? Whose scar? Whose laughter? Whose tears? Whose whispers? Who the hell is dead? Salute “la Pute”! Salute “la Pute”! Salute “la Pute”! Salute “la Pute”! Salute “la Pute”! Salute “la Pute”! Salute “la Pute”! Salute who? I hate blue grass Not the genre or drug, out of anything else Shotgun weddings On American soil with glocks and a dog
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Teachers 03:50
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Teachers are like preachers You never know who eats leeches Lidocaine, cocaine What’s the difference? Students are like rudiments Drummers hate to do it Benzocaine, cocaine What’s the difference? If you take a stick And you smoke that stick And you put it in your mouth What do you get? You inhale the smoke Let it go in your lungs Cough every second What did you get? Principals are like monkeys Students mock them like the 1940s Xylocaine, cocaine What’s the difference? Cafeteria ladies give us garbage Are they trying to kill us or something? Tolycaine, cocaine What’s the difference? If you take a stick And you smoke that stick And you put it in your mouth What do you get? You inhale the smoke Let it go in your lungs Cough every second What did you get? And you buy a box Very little, little box And you take more sticks What do you get? And you lie on your bed All your friends are dead And you’ll follow them soon What did you get? You got fucking cancer Remember Dutch Gold? Now, here’s some Dutch mold And then the Dutch, the crutch, the bunch, the such will give you some mold Your organs are black And the skeleton is back And your out-of-service, ultra-notice, voice is cracked And your child is sick He’s a newborn prick And a thing is certain, are you nervous for his behavior? And I know what he’ll be When he’s not going to be Freed from a wheelchair, your supposed heir It’s all, it’s all, it’s all, it’s all gone It’s all, it’s all, it’s all, it’s all gone It’s all, it’s all, it’s all, it’s all gone It’s all, it’s all, it’s all, it’s all gone Ridocaine, cocaine What’s the difference? Ridocaine, cocaine What’s the difference?
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Pillage Village 00:55
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When I came in his house When I came with a lie When I came with a bow tie And I never seen him cry He said “I will murder you!” “I will murder you!” “I will murder you!” “I will do it!” I said “I will dope you!” “I will dope you!” “I will dope you!” “I will dope you!” When you called me a fag When you called me a dope When you called me a douche And I lost all the hope I will brain you! I will brain you! I will brain you! I will brain you! Feels like I’m a heavy burden Sudden urge to kill it I don’t see a future through my eyes I’m a pig and I admit it Always, always, ah! Always, always, ah! Always, always, ah! Always, always, ah! Always, always, ah! Always, always, ah! Always, always, ah! Haiya!!! Cough about nothing Realised something Giggly bitches Get some stitches
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Animal Farm 05:32
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They say I’m the smartest animal Smarter than the pigs Smarter than the cows Smarter than the dogs Smarter than the cats Smarter than the ducks Smarter than the cocks Smarter than the bugs Smarter than the rats Contagious beasts You thought I was a bastard Thought I was dead Well look who came back After 20 days I jack-off at anything I like it when they nod I nibble on food Am I god? Never had a wife What a beautiful life Legged it, begged it Goodnight Boulevard You have changed, my dear! Or is it just me? Have you lied? Or have you even tried? They say I’m the smartest animal Smarter than the pigs Smarter than the cows Smarter than the dogs Smarter than the cats Smarter than the ducks Smarter than the cocks Smarter than the bugs Smarter than the rats Contagious beasts You spray-paint buildings You promote your party You make your website You make your posters You think you’re cool When you say you’d rather Spit in the face Of your own father They say I’m the smartest animal! Smarter than the pigs! Smarter than the cows! Smarter than the dogs! Smarter than the cats! Smarter than the ducks! Smarter than the cocks! Smarter than the bugs! Smarter than the rats! Contagious beasts! Contagious beasts! Now, listen Here’s an example of a scenario “How do you plead?” Guilty “Is it true you said bla while you bla-bla-bla?” Just shut up, express yourself and fuck your feelings Do you really think that I am cheating? “But isn’t your life out of cardboard?” That’s a “you” problem “And isn’t your heart rotting?” Now that’s a “something” problem “So do you have friends?” A couple of them are dead “And did you do something?” When pigs fly, I will confess Let’s hear another story “Your fly is up” “Put it down” No, thanks I prefer normal fashion now “You smell like cigarette burns” “Put it out” No, it’s ok I like it a lot, burning out “Have you tried to walk again?” “Have you tried to speak again?” Yes, and as you can see I’m speaking to a pen held by a flea “Have some gumption” “How are you rude?” Getting special courses For people just like you But again, as I said When pigs fly, I will confess You are dead inside my head I’d rather fuck than listen to your shelf But again, as I said When pigs fly, I will confess You are dead inside my head I’d rather fuck than listen to your shelf But again, as I said When pigs fly, I will confess You are dead inside my head I’d rather fuck than listen to your shelf But again, as I said When pigs fly, I will confess You are dead inside my head I’d rather fuck than listen to your shelf

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ShitNoise come back with a much heavier album! More aggressive, more brutal, more experimental, and longer, and it even addresses more personal topics.

Unfortunately, Alexandre Michel and Rebecca Bartocci Mesa leave the band, but no worries! Tim Aringazi and Paul Albouy come to the rescue! Now, ShitNoise is a powerful and noisy trio; Aleksejs is the noisier side of the band, Tim is the more "traditional" one, and Paul is just Paul.

This album is also the shortest album they spent their time recording. It only took them 4 DAYS to finish recording every single track. They had small ideas and demos in the past, but they recorded it all in only 4 DAYS!

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released February 4, 2024

Aleksejs Macions - Guitar & Vocals
Tim Aringazi - Guitar
Paul Albouy - Drums

Mixed and Mastered by Aleksejs Macions
Artwork by Aleksejs Macions

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